“I have two grandchildren: Maggie is 11; Robert is 9,” Gingrich said at Cornerstone Church here. “I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they’re my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.” - Newt Gingrich

Nothing worse than radical secular Islamic atheists. A Paradoxical force that could rip apart existence as we know it, bending space and time into a quantum singularity where all realities exist in the same place at the same time.

i dont even know what to say

Vagina Bubbles!!  What will those Japanese think of next?

I think I’m going to be sick.

Clinton Brand Hand Sanitizer! So good even George W. Bush uses it!

A Poll I found on FOX NEWS. You have to love the options on this, YES CAUSE THEY’RE SHOVING IT DOWN MY THROAT, NO CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH SHOVING IT DOWN MY THROAT, I DON’T CARE CAUSE THEY’RE SHOVING IT DOWN MY THROAT. Also gotta love the little disclaimer at the bottom about it not being a scientific poll, wouldn’t want any one participating in the devil’s dance that is since.

I don’t remember that scene in the Movie

Probably not a whole lot more different than what goes on in some American frats, just on a larger more organized scale.  Still pretty shocking though.

Just what every guy wants, a talking sex robot…

‘Sweety how come you never take me out? Are you ashamed of me?’
‘Deeply and irrecoverably’